Decisions, decisions...

"... fries with that?"

"... one for the road?"

"... is it time to paint the ceiling?"

"... should we invade (insert nation of choice here)?"

It never ends!*

* And it's not new. See The Dice Man

** You don't like what the dice are telling you? Keep rolling. Nobody's watching.

People, you worry too much. It's time to go thoughtless.

You need a decision.

Don't think. Don't ponder.

Push the red button, roll the dice.

Odd number?

You've decided: "No!"

It's even? It's "Yes!"

There you go. All the decisions you need with no annoying thought at all.**

Here's hoping they're good ones.